Buddhism is delicious.

Bird: She is the very essence of loving devotion.

Shannon: Who is?

Bird: Tara.

Shannon: Who's Tara?

Bird: She's like the female representation of enlightenment.

Shannon: She's the female inside of a mint? What?

Delicious?

Shannon is peeling hard boiled eggs at breakfast. This is a process.

S: This egg just does not want to cooperate at all.
B: Did you just say something about strawberry mozzarella?
S: Yes. Yes I did. This egg does not want to be strawberry mozzarella. And I keep telling it...

Eclectic Tsunami is going out dancing.

ET: I'm going to put this away and get some cash.
Bird: You're going to get some cats?
ET: Cash. I don't need cats to go dancing.
Bird: You don't need cat's for lap dances?
ET: Yeah....
Tiger: You don't need pants for lap dances?

Hello Saturday night.