Buddhism is delicious.

Bird: She is the very essence of loving devotion.

Shannon: Who is?

Bird: Tara.

Shannon: Who's Tara?

Bird: She's like the female representation of enlightenment.

Shannon: She's the female inside of a mint? What?

Delicious?

Shannon is peeling hard boiled eggs at breakfast. This is a process.

S: This egg just does not want to cooperate at all.
B: Did you just say something about strawberry mozzarella?
S: Yes. Yes I did. This egg does not want to be strawberry mozzarella. And I keep telling it...

Eclectic Tsunami is going out dancing.

ET: I'm going to put this away and get some cash.
Bird: You're going to get some cats?
ET: Cash. I don't need cats to go dancing.
Bird: You don't need cat's for lap dances?
ET: Yeah....
Tiger: You don't need pants for lap dances?

Hello Saturday night.

Because being tired is a good excuse

I am sitting in my bed. Shannon comes home for the first time today at 10PM and we are exchanging niceties about our days.

Bird: I finished my research paper.
Shannon: What's it about?
B: Christian Science, New Thought, and Women's Leadership
S: I want to fall over. I should go to bed.
B: Yes, bed first. You can recruit some in the morning.

-----> Moment of confusion<-----------

S: Fall over?
B: Oooh, fall over. I thought you said follower.
S: No, fall over. Like I'm really tired and I'd like to just fall over and go to sleep but I should probably actually go to bed.
B: Oh, yeah. I thought you said follower because I said something about women's leadership and that made sense...

As things go, this was a very logical mishearing exchange. They only get better.